I'm thrilled to report that I've found a garden stool. It is currently sitting under my artificial tree (which I cannot kill) and on top of cat-destroyed grey carpet, which I'd like to kill (the carpet that is, not the cats). It is waiting patiently for a more suitable and deserving place to be shown off. Mine is identical to this one from Wisteria for $129.00. Except mine was $39.00. Gotta love Home Sense.